I hope someone knocks some sense into you with a baseball bat.
- Evan Oscherwitz to David Irving, 2014
I would like it to be know, even though k0nsl is going to hell (for obvious reasons) I think he is one of the most gracious, loyal and friendly individuals I have ever met.
- Topic in #k0nsl set by slash
There are deliberate official lies which may be put out by a government through official spokesmen or bureaus. There are deliberate unofficial lies, which a government may put into the mouths of unofficial spokesmen. There are hysterical hallucinations by individuals responsive to this kind of manifestation. There are lies of which a government may know, which for good reasons are not denied by officialdom. There are deliberate mistranslations. General obsessions, started by false rumours, play their part. There are deliberate forgeries and omissions in documents given to the public. Other forms of lying propaganda which counter-propaganda has to meet are deliberate exaggeration and concealment of the truth. Faked photographs play a part in lying propaganda. So do lies emanating from indeliberate or deliberate unreliability of witnesses. The catalogue concludes with the lies of pure romance, official secrecy, sham official indignation, false accusations, and charges.
- Propaganda Technique in the World War

Pajero, who the f*ck are you.

* Pajero (~pajero@spitzentechnologie.e693b150.hetzjagd.k0nsl.org) has joined #k0nsl
<Pajero> good morning k0nsl
* kz (kz@spitzentechnologie.fe36a512.hetzjagd.k0nsl.org) has joined #k0nsl
<Pajero> hi kz
<Pajero> u see k0nsl here
<kz> Pajero: Who the fuck are you.
<Pajero> is that a kind of attitude you have
<Pajero> fuck you too
<kz> I’m honestly curious, because no one here knows you.
<kz> You’re just some random asshat that makes my logs grow.
<kz> !seen k0nsl
<benito> k0nsl is currently online.
<kz> you fucking dumbshit.
<Pajero> but k0nsl knows me
<Pajero> i think u and slash are the same
<Pajero> or are u k0nsl?
<kz> You ask if k0nsl is online, and you ask, even though I just joined the channel. Its fucking obvious that he’s here.
<Pajero> okay im sorry
* Pajero has quit (“”)
<r4t> lmfao
<slash> that dude is something else

A day in the life of k0nsl

<slash> k0nsl
<slash> when do you have time watch all this shit on youtubve?
<slash> and read all these fucking things
<slash> According to my calculations, I assume you watch/spend 6 hours a day nazi’ing
<slash> okay, so were down to 16 hours a day now.
<kollek> 7 hours of BF4ing
<slash> I was saying that
<kollek> 2 hours of sleep
<slash> 7 hours left
<kollek> visit sister
<kollek> or dad
<slash> fucking swedish coffee breaks
<slash> k0nsl
<slash> I want a video
<slash> “A day in the life of k0nsl”
<kollek> gonna be a boring day
<kollek> lol
<slash> hahaha
<slash> kollek k0nsl’s life is going to turn into an action movie one of these days
<slash> probably a pretty lame one, if he doesnt get some fucking locks
<slash> kollek, tell him to quit being stupid and get some locks
<kollek> im gonna visit him in a month
<kollek> 1.5
<slash> I’d be careful if I was you.
<kollek> na
<slash> people are watching him
<slash> I think he might just do meth
<kollek> nope
<slash> a shit ton of it, and is just paranoid
<kollek> he dont even drink
<kollek> lol
<slash> really?
<kollek> yep
<slash> hmm
<kollek> thats prolly whats wrong
<slash> waitg
<kollek> i tried to tell him
<slash> what are you goign to do when you visit him?
<kollek> then he will drink
<kollek> cause he knows
<kollek> i will bring beer
<kollek> and
<kollek> i refuse not do drink
<kollek> lol
<slash> hahah a

If you don’t apologize to me in about an hour’s time, I’m going to contact a friend at Interpol. And you’ll have police so far up your ass they’ll be able to see the backs of your teeth.
- Tom Polansky to k0nsl in 2004